Look out, Washington. I’ve got my sights set on the White House in 2012.

I’m really just posting to show you my favorite picture, though. I like to sit on the table and stare at it. Isn’t it pretty?

I’m going to start out with a plea for help. I want all of my readers out there to help every little kitty out there that you know by putting a stop to Kitty Porn. My daddy has been exploiting me lately, taking pictures of me when I’m very vulnerable, and the other kitties tell me that it’s just not right. Please, help every kitty out there and put a stop to this terrible trend.

I like to work on the computer a lot these days. At first, it took a lot of help from my daddy to get these pages online, but I’m doing it more on my own these days. We just got a CD in the mail for the all-new AOL the other day, and I started playing around on that and it’s really fun and easy to use, especially for a tiny kitten like me. I just wish that I had a credit card so that I could keep it. My daddy says it’s a waste of money and won’t get it for me. Maybe I’ll just sign up for my own credit card.

Sometimes after a long day of talking to my kitty pals online, I just like to lay down and rest. Relaxing is what kitties do best. Especially us tiny little kittens. We like to take lots of naps. And when we’re not taking naps, we’re bounding around or purring. I like to wake my daddy up by purring in his face at 5 AM. That way, he knows that I love him. And it reminds him that I’m the most adorable little kitten ever.

After some really hard work, like updating my web page, I just like to lay down and go to sleep. And that’s what I’m going to do now… sleep. Night night!

I just finished munching on some very delicious kitten food that my daddy gave to me. One of the other kitties (she looks like a chicken with baby chickens in her belly) was being a meanie and wanted to eat my food. She even tried to bite me to get me away from it, but my daddy wouldn’t have any of it. He came over and kept me company so that she would stay away. I don’t like her very much. She looks like a grumpy old man.

My daddy took more pictures of me the other day while I was sleeping on top of the mattress tree. I like it up there. No one but the orange kitty can get up there with me, so I feel safe. I can also look outside from there. It doesn’t look very fun out there. I like my mattress tree a lot better. It is lots of fun. I can look down on all the other kitties, and there is nothing they can do but look back up at me.

For some reason, my daddy thinks I look like a bunny rabbit. He talks about me having long legs, but I don’t think he knows anything about what kitties really look like. All the other kitties that live here are mutants, so I don’t think he’s ever seen a normal kitty like me before. I like to stretch out my legs when I’m laying down, but I don’t get to do it very often, since my daddy and my other daddy like to come over and grab my legs when they’re all stretched out. I don’t like it very much when they do that, I really wish they’d stop.

My daddy also likes to look at the fur on my belly. He says there’s some fur on there that looks like an alien head. I don’t really know what he’s talking about, because I don’t know what an alien is. I asked the other kitties, but they don’t know either. Sometimes it’s fun to pretend to be my daddy and stand on my hind legs with my front paws up in there. I like to do that, but I always seem to fall over. My daddy seems to like it when I do it, so I’m gonna try to do it more.