I’m going to start out with a plea for help. I want all of my readers out there to help every little kitty out there that you know by putting a stop to Kitty Porn. My daddy has been exploiting me lately, taking pictures of me when I’m very vulnerable, and the other kitties tell me that it’s just not right. Please, help every kitty out there and put a stop to this terrible trend.
I like to work on the computer a lot these days. At first, it took a lot of help from my daddy to get these pages online, but I’m doing it more on my own these days. We just got a CD in the mail for the all-new AOL the other day, and I started playing around on that and it’s really fun and easy to use, especially for a tiny kitten like me. I just wish that I had a credit card so that I could keep it. My daddy says it’s a waste of money and won’t get it for me. Maybe I’ll just sign up for my own credit card.
Sometimes after a long day of talking to my kitty pals online, I just like to lay down and rest. Relaxing is what kitties do best. Especially us tiny little kittens. We like to take lots of naps. And when we’re not taking naps, we’re bounding around or purring. I like to wake my daddy up by purring in his face at 5 AM. That way, he knows that I love him. And it reminds him that I’m the most adorable little kitten ever.
After some really hard work, like updating my web page, I just like to lay down and go to sleep. And that’s what I’m going to do now… sleep. Night night!